Throughout the South, belles put out silver that is dented and bent with large scratches. The belles just smile and say "My great-grandmother hid this from the Yankees by burying it in her yard during the War of Northern Aggression." They are proud of their great-grandmothers for doing this.
~Sally Lynch, Reporter for the Elon University Pendulum
In a large punch bowl, combine the pineapple juice, water, lemonade, and ginger ale. Spoon the ice cream in the bowl and stir gently to mix.